Form follows function. Thus, this site is about as sparse as can be.

Here are some sites I've designed / worked on:

• My Misspent Youth: an eclectic music podcast
• Video Card Box Art: evaluating video card box art. with science.
• The best ALF Card website on the entire internet
• The Internet's Best EBM Band Name Generator
• A Pretty Good Emo Band Name Generator
• Stoner Rock Band Name Generator
• Chinese Restaurant Name Generator
• Gaming Keyboard Name Generator
• AL selfies by AL for AL by AL [Are you a victim of AL selfies? Submit your photo here.]
• Jewish Furniture Tumblr
• Hey! Let's Use Papyrus!
• Star Wars Classics
• Overheard in TS SFO
• TS CL4 Quotes

I like lists. Here's some lists I try to maintain:

• macOS recommended apps/utilities
• Bands That Sound Like Depeche Mode
• A curated list of songs that I might be willing to sing at The Mint Karaoke Lounge in San Francisco
• My Amazon Wishlist (should you be feeling generous... ;)

If you need to contact me, try one of the following:

• LinkedIn
• Github
• thealanberman on Twitter
• alanshiccups on Twitter. I hiccup about once a day. I try to log them here, for science.
• Facebook 👎

Other handy things of note:

• Mrs. Berman's Mint Brownies recipe